Golden basement

When you pee in someone's butthole

Jeffrey took Kelly to the Golden basement.

by PegLegMegHan October 27, 2017

Golden lick

When a man is urinating and someone licks the side of his penis.

That girl was so drunk she gave me a golden lick in the bathroom at the club.

by MA&D September 15, 2016

golden tsunami

When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.

Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.

by Big big big big loser December 2, 2023

golden steamboat

When a man engages in anal intercourse with either sex. The male pisses inside the partners anus, filling their rectum to the brim. The man then forcefully thrusts his penis in and out causing a collapsed mineshaft. He then pulls out and the partner farts spraying urine and shit residue all over the man's body.

Stuart knows how to give best golden steamboats

by Sirfapserlot September 14, 2017

Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.

My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.

by Dachelenne October 18, 2012

Golden Trifecta

The art in which a young brave hobbit sized man, goes on a cross country journey and uses the Tinder-guru to help land a threesome with two girls.

Monty: Did you hear about Bruce's golden trifecta?
Jack: No Way are you serious!!! I never thought it could be done. Its true christmas miracle!

by diddler69 December 18, 2017

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021