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Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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The Madden Special

Where your blowing out a girl from the back and your brother slaps a piece of cheese on her ass. You nut on the cheese and make the girl take a bite.
I had The Madden Special today. I didn't know that's what my cheese needed.
by DecibelDeitz June 1, 2020
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Fast-Food Special

when you nut in a girl's ass and, when you pull out, she shits on your dick like an ice cream from a fast-food place (the cum is the glaze)
The wolf howls But the hawk Tuahs , she was doing the Fast-Food Special last night
by Blake Burnell September 14, 2024
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Spinfree special

The Spinfree Special is an extra spread of Salvadoran cream on your choice of treat. You can either add the Spin free special to your Funnel cakes, Ice cream or our best seller! the Free spin Banana split.
Becky ALWAYS asks for the spinfree special, I think i might try it today too!
by Spinfreedjs April 11, 2021
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chesty special

selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay

no eating out

no satisfaction for the girl

straight to sleep after they have nutted
Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
by slumbuster February 13, 2024
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The Riot Special

A phrase used by the community in the video game League of Legends, when the balance team nerf a champion because said champion uses an overpowered item, then nerfs the item without buffing the champion as compensation, leaving the champion to die and become forgotten for about 2 years.
"Dude, my main just got The Riot Special!"
"So who are you going to play for the next 2 years?"
by MegaRandomCake June 12, 2018
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icee special

When your drug dealer showers you with the purest meth.
After buying his 100th kilo, Ryan’s dealer gave him the icee special.
by Squawww October 4, 2017
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