A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
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Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
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