Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246
Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
by Urmiddlechild June 15, 2022
Get the Apple On a Stickmug. 
An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.
(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
by Darth Meme November 24, 2019
Get the Applemug. A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.
by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018
Get the Applemug. by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019
Get the Applemug. by no02345t6 September 20, 2023
Get the Jazz your Applesmug. "a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016
Get the candy applemug.