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Man Math

The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.
E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"
by DrPep July 26, 2019
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camera man

camera man the fastest runner in the world
"did you see that camera man on TV?"

"he ran faster than the runner!"
by tyty321 April 12, 2021
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man lava

male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.
Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.
by goodtimes0 June 16, 2005
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Crazy Man

by Sion June 28, 2004
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likkle man

Jim: look at that likkle man lmfao
Bob: ahlie he is so small xDDDDDDd
by Poison xD December 14, 2019
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poppy man

A poppy man is heroin dealer. Heroin comes from opium poppies and so on there you have a poppy man. Also one of john frusciantes solo songs.
poppy man that sketchy guy who deals heroin
by WANKYOURSELFSILLY December 20, 2009
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senior man

Senior man(snr man) is a Ghanaian slang, used on highly respected people or someone who is very good at something or doing something, which could be anything.
Oi David, this Senior man will give you a good run for your money.
by Man_like_Cecil _TWGT December 6, 2017
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