Irish Steamroller

Fisting an asshole using vomit as
lubrication

Colton says to Mike...

Props.

I can't believe you paid her for
an irish steamroller

by Colton, Mike August 11, 2007

irish steamroller

A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stupor, therefore crushing (or steamroller) said object.

Holy shit! Forch is so tanked. She just crushed that box of tissues on her bed... She's such an Irish steamroller. I'm never asking her for a tissue again.

by Donkey Lips November 17, 2006

Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020

Steamaphobia

An intense loathing of summats u not tried

by Big Bopper October 24, 2003

Steampipe

A person who seems cool when you meet them, but they end up being a piece of shit of a person

"Hey, you know that kid Nick? He seems cool so why don't we hangout with him?"

"Cause he is a steampipe dude. "

by Bigolboi April 10, 2015

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

Steamy Piggy

Cook some bacon around a dowel or sausage. Then take it off and secure it around your dick. Take your lady (has to be one of them real debutante ladies) into a sauna and show her your ham. Then pork her up the butt.

Billy: Hey! Bruno! How was your date with Meghan?
Bruno: Great! I took her to a spa and gave her a steamy piggy in the sauna.

by Forfunsies June 23, 2017