smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence
Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.
by chick-fil-a lova April 09, 2019
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Smoking Dragon

When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.
She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.
by Nightmare52 November 22, 2019
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Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
by JanesBestFriend May 02, 2023
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smoke pig

A smoke fetishist who is into hedonistic and excessive smoking.
Chris is a smoke pig who loves to smoke his pipe all day. Look at him smoink!
by Beefwellington85 July 13, 2023
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funny smoke

“I had to blow a guy for some of that funny smoke it is” - Bigfoot (Howard Stern Show)
by Bubba Almond April 06, 2021
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Smoke a trunk

To eat out a girl with such animosity that smoke comes out of that trunk.
Ben: How did you pleasure Andrea last night?
Allen: I “Smoked her trunk
Ben: Hell yeah, Smoke a trunk brother
by Freeze dried pickles June 28, 2019
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We Smoking 700

The Rival of 7de The phrase is used by M5SKED JR, BJ, YNTBABY, and the rest of OMB
We Smoking 700 Packs
by Tarish Malcom July 25, 2021
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