Simp

A Twitch streamer named Fedmyster.

Fed is a simp

by Ronaldodonaldo April 15, 2020

Simp

Proper Noun

Greg Palculict

Why do all people named Greg Palculict have to such simps, like, just be a human and don't hit on women named Khali and Sarah? We get it, you wanna be nice just to get shitty pussy but FUCK man.

by J CMX March 9, 2020

Simp

When someone has a crush on a fictional character

“I simp for Hisoka” is a fairly common sentence

by Lyra February 24, 2021

simp

Someone whose name starts with an S and ends in heridan.

That guy Sheridan is such a simp!

by therealmakoya69 October 19, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself under a woman in hopes of winning her over, even though she brings nothing to the table. Simps are especially big on ditching the boys to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Jack: Hey bestie what are u doin tonight? I was thinking we could hang out just me and you and maybe do a Face mask!
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Don’t be a simp.

by Simp Powers February 12, 2020

Simp

Matthew Clark

Or

Ben Evans

Orrrrrrrr

Layne Swards

Fuck that dude is paying $35 to see her titties on Only Fans... He is Such a Simp Clark

by Gio H@ter July 2, 2020

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021