Simp

Noun: A premature ejaculating beta male who is ashamed of his masculinity and regularly hen-pecked.

Richard: I cucked Dan last night.

Steve: What a simp.

Dan: Richard tried to cuck me last night but he couldn’t get hard.

Steve: What a simp.

by Heinrich Schenker November 28, 2020

a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

by paroledefinito November 28, 2020

Simp

The real meaning is “squirrels in my pants”
Search up phineas and ferb simp

Random guy- Tell me what’s making’ you jump like that?
Candace- Simp, squirrels in my pants

by Poggers0.0 November 29, 2020

Ginger simp

When a ginger simps for an edgy girl who is older than them.

JJ: Ewwww look at George he's a Ginger simp

by anonymous November 29, 2020

simp

"your dad" from sua amino who is really going to spend time to find out where i live juSt for my kneecaps

"your dad" from sua amino really is a fuckinf simp

by kajsksjaks November 29, 2020

SIMP

A person who does WAY TOO MUCH for someone they like. Most often times when they don’t deserve it.

David Bell is the simpiest of the simp’s.

by queennii November 29, 2020

Simp

A person who is overly nice (only to girls) for no reason. A simp is NOT a gentleman. The only simping that is ok is if you once in a while simp to your girl because you want something from her and/or want to hook up.

Holly (girl) is looking for a seat at a dinner party...
Hey Holly, do you want to take my seat? (Adam says)

Adam, you are a major Simp. You probably have 3 total friends.

You deserve a chair to the face.

by John Booker Routledge November 30, 2020