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meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex
my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...
by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015
mugGet the meat saladmug.

Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad
by @$$blaster November 7, 2021
mugGet the Deviled toss saladmug.

Ambrosia Salad

Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
by Skellshine April 21, 2024
mugGet the Ambrosia Saladmug.

salad

did you see that guys salad?

on god man, best flow in the league.
by greenmachine6969 July 30, 2022
mugGet the saladmug.

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
mugGet the HAM SALADmug.

salad 30

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents
Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?
by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014
mugGet the salad 30mug.

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
mugGet the Salad Guymug.

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