fruit salad 

wine or alcohol mixed with weed or other cannabinoids

i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive

fruit salad by mamoudzu January 1, 2025

fruit salad 

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform

Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!

fruit salad by timmmmber January 23, 2025

Fruit Salad 

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.

I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!

Fruit Salad by DTune February 11, 2025

Egg salad purse 

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

Egg salad purse by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

Chopped Salad by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

Cunt salad 

An iceberg salad filled with vagina

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"

Cunt salad by Eikoxo April 3, 2025

Noel Salad Loaf 

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

Noel Salad Loaf by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025