When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes March 29, 2016
Get the rusty campermug. 1) Plush little knitted fellow modeled after the heroic underdog Battlebot simply known as Rusty. Debuted in Season 6, Episode 10 starting at 1:03:35.
2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.
2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.
1) Oh that Stuffed Rusty is just adorable! His pneumatic drill arms even move! And he has the salad bowl head!
2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.
2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.
by monthy March 14, 2022
Get the Stuffed Rustymug. A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023
Get the Rusty Urkelmug. by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018
Get the Rusty Raccoonmug. by X3Trickster June 15, 2017
Get the flying rustymug. by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017
Get the rusty fuse wiremug. She Rusty Ventured me all night long.
by Shore Leave November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug.