Rustyed

The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.

I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP

by JoejoeballZ September 7, 2021

Rusty Bucket

A boring online poster who is also a total wanker.

Wow what a rusty bucket!

by rex12 September 8, 2021

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

rusty dragline

When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.

Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"

Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline

by Mastersh8ke October 5, 2021

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021

Rusty

the coolest person you will ever meet like EVER. talks a lot so sometimes it’s acceptable to tell him to shut the fuck up but if you like listening then trust me you will never get bored. Has a lot of things on her mind hahaha...

“who’s this annoying bitch? she won’t stop texting me...”

“oh... that’s just Rusty, ignore him.”

by rusteesp00n July 12, 2021