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if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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right

Example 1--
After a long day, the two friends were craving crawfish so they stopped for a bite.

Friend 1: This meal is so good, I'm so glad we did this.
Friend 2: I know, this is right.

Example 2--
I'm just lookin to get my D wet and that booty is right.
by abrahamthegrey July 19, 2010
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right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
by snilly March 10, 2011
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Right 85

A phrase often used to confirm a very true statement. The 85 stands for a statement being "right" 85 times over.
Person 1: Sarah Palin is a babe!
Person 2: Right 85, dude!
by Nicholash April 7, 2011
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Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.
1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".
by Chief Charles Moose November 29, 2011
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ronight

It's like tonight but way cooler!!
"I'm so happy I saw you ronight*" - KH

*(Tonight was so AWESOME!)
by Scooob July 28, 2011
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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