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Cat Penis

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.
He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.
by PortalX September 18, 2008
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Penis Colada

by Murph January 16, 2003
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Goose penis

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
by Ant Champ October 23, 2008
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penis cock

1. part of the male reproductive system.

2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.

3. an expression when something exciting happens.

4. a term often used by people with tourettes.
1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.

2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!

3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!

4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.
by awesomedonald&carlosoatmeal August 10, 2008
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penis missile

noun- A missile so large that if it is used on another country, it would be as if that country were being sodomized.
Person #1: Oh, Dammit, its the penis missile!!!
Homosexual w/ lisp #1: Oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ...
by ¡¿The Big W?! June 12, 2006
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lubricated penis

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.
Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015
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Pickle Penis

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.
by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009
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