More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017
A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
by existangst February 02, 2018
by BigKbenj October 22, 2011
Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op
by blackguy23 June 29, 2015
Extremely tight black pants, that resemble fake leather, or maybe vinyl. Girls used to wear them early 2000-2002, and being slightly glossy, they looked somewhat like they were made from garbage bags. Also referred to as "gbp"
High school girls would walk around in these tight black pants, which usually made their ass look all stretched and squished like an old ladies...someone in your group would say "GBP" and you all knew some broad was wearing the garbage bag pants
by Gorlack August 05, 2010
i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap
by CDeLucia March 09, 2009