Jack Leg

It's when you feel at worse for a jet lag.

Hey Roberto, did you come back from NYC?, are you having some jet lag?
OH no Aldo, I'm actually experiencing a JACK LEG. That's how tired I am

by Kingaldo November 15, 2017

schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves

Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.

by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017

Sex on legs

Christopher

Omg hes sex on legs i would av him

by Neown1162 May 9, 2018

Daddy Long Legs

A term for a very tall male, who particularly has very long legs, and favorly sexy

"They call me Daddy Long Legs because I am sexy and tall!"

by OmgItsBigBoy March 9, 2018

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017