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Food Blazed

The state of being so full that you feel like you are under the effects of cannabis.Specifically the lethatgic and slowness of response effects.
Bruhh, ive scranned so much im so food blazed.
by Matiwithani December 3, 2020
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Monkey food

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024
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basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want
Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
by karkar October 10, 2016
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Food snood

A know it all foodie. Culinary snob. Wannabe chef probably can't cook so they go out of their way to look down their noses at everybody elses cooking skills.
Terry is such a food snood that he refuses to eat anywhere without at least a four star rating.
by Scarlettknowsall January 21, 2020
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Make you food

“Make you food”is a sexual term normally used to disguise a sexual doing to another person
I’m gonna make you food
by ____uyes August 24, 2020
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