fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

fake words

the definition of urban dictionary

bro: how many fake words are there on the ud?
you: uhm, way too many lmfao

by Arxify April 18, 2023

fake G

opposite of top G

man 1 : yo you saw his IG? he's been doing crazy cool shit lately like a G.

man 2: nah bruv. he is faking all those so call cool shit. he borrow cash from others to flex on IG pretending he's rich and G. that my friend is what a fake G look like.

by dude KO May 7, 2023

Your Ricks are fake

A pair of Rick Owens that are reps.

"did you get those from pandabuy? LMAO Your Ricks are FAKE ASF"

by Traesuffff1 September 1, 2023

Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

fake afk

when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time

Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did

by yakonurcheeks September 13, 2023