ninja horseback cop

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

Pump Shotty Ninja

One who is well skilled in the art of the Pump Shotgun in games such as Counter Strike, and jump around while killing people in the air...much like a ninja. Thus the term, Pump Shotty Ninja.

"Dude, that guy is such a Pump Shotty Ninja. He just wtfpwned me."

by lolPLD September 15, 2006

brown-eyed ninja

One who is a master of the brown eye. Can stealthily attack from behind with a thrusting motion.

Why does Brett have to be suck a brown-eyed ninja?

by Dan September 23, 2003

ninja boot salute

Another name for camel toe.

Wow! Check that girl out, I give her a ninja boot salute

by lshel August 31, 2006

Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....

I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep

by Han Hogan November 23, 2011

ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.

I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!

by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

by DanKuren September 17, 2016