Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

hoes mad

when a hoe gets mad

why you pressed?
hoes mad.

by thottiepuffgirl June 29, 2019

mad Roman

to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish

That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins

by Jebus February 26, 2003

Madness

When one says something crazy, weird, or out of the ordinary OR does something crazy, weird or something unusual.

Girl: Stop touching my legs
Others: Woah, that's a madness you know!

by TheRoadmanDefiner March 28, 2023

Mads

Mads is the type of person everyone likes. He’s cool and friendly and has a lot of friends.

Look it’s Mads the guy everyone likes!

by Mads2911 May 28, 2018

mad jealousy

thats when someone is so upset and jealous they get so mad and do hateful evil stuff to a person and try to ruin their life, try to lock them up in prison , lie on him with the worst crimes like child rape, or say hes not real hes a robot or an artificial intelligence, say hes crazy or mentally ill or drunk or on drugs. and will do this non stop until one of them is dead or arrested forever. THIS ANGERS ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GODTHE CREATOR OF ALL SO MUCH AND PUNISH THIS PERSN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

mad jealousy is killing our world and our future.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

mad stick

To get a big dick and have a little fun with it

Yah that mad stick is fun to play with

by Seabass42 January 27, 2016