lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

Lesbian

Lesbian is a sexuality that means a girl likes a girl instead of a boy.

Boy: Um… I liked you for a long time now.
Girl: Sorry I like girls so I’m lesbian.

by {Mikotashi} June 4, 2022

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

Lesbian

A non man who is attracted to another non man!

Guy: hi cutie, wanna date?
Rando: no sorry I'm lesbian

by Halloweenpiss September 24, 2021

Lesbian

A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)

We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.

by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022

Lesbian

Women who are always mean

Lesbians: "Trans men should be ashamed of themselves for being men! Gay people shouldn't like men it's disgusting! #TERF"
Everyone else in the community: "This is why you have that stereotype."

by sanelesbian69 September 23, 2021