jacksoned

A child getting groped sexually like Michael Jackson would do to his victims

That man Jacksoned me, he touched my pipi and my butthole, he must be Michael Jackson reincarnated

by Mena84 September 5, 2019

Jakson

Literally amazing hot amazing better than every one and has a brother who is named Andrew

Wow look at that hot Jakson in its natural habitat

by Hellothwre May 10, 2020

Jacksonville

City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)

Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.

Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.

Hick 1: WTF!! Where's Jacksonville on the map?

by Shingo56 September 22, 2007

Chud Jakson

A exclusive title given to one chud at a time who has ascended above normal chuddiness, unable to come back. Incredibly egoistic and a proud nazi, these admirable people usually can be found on /pol/ or orchestrating raids on transgender streamers.

Dude, that guy might be the next Chud Jakson!

by ChudJakson August 7, 2022

Jacksonville

A city in North Florida which keeps telling itself its the largest city in the State. Which it is in Land Size but really a City that is the size of a whole county only has around 700,000 people. Sure JAX is the largest city. But who cares about actual city. Metro Areas are what count. And Miami Metro is the 6th largest in the country 50th in the world. Jacksonville the city which keeps thinking it is better than Miami atleast in one thing ;)

Miami is the ecconomic Capital of Florida and Latin America. Also the leading Gateway betweens the Americas.

Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.

by Flymia September 3, 2005

Jacksnake

The action of playfully stealing something from someone.

"I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you."

by ASA RULES January 25, 2020

Jacksonville

a city that is not as great as Orlando economically and geographically.

Orlando pulls in more money to this state then Jacksonville and tallahassee combined.

by neurotoxina May 13, 2005