J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations

"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"

by Roachhh January 16, 2009

Ashley J Williams

The main protagonist of the Evil Dead series being featured in Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Ash vs Evil Dead. Played by Bruce Campbell and created by Sam Raimi. He is one of the most notable 80s horror characters. He also has cameos in other games such as Dead by Daylight.

Random Person: Woah is that Ashley J Williams?
Ashley J Williams: That's right, it's me baby.

by TenacityUnbreakableSteak November 11, 2020

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 17, 2010

J-Lo Effect

The act of wearing tight pants to make your butt look bigger.

Don: Are your pants painted on or something!?
Liza: No why do you ask!
Don: Looks like you're tryna get that J-Lo Effect gurrrll...

by Rei[: July 21, 2009

J Double B

A double bourbon and ginger ale. It's a popular drink during warm months and is classically made with Jim Bean.

Friend: "Hey man, you want to go grab a drink?"
Me: "Yeah! It's been so hot lately, I could go for a J Double B."

by the_hoops January 18, 2017

SCP-999-J

An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.

You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999

by fellow human October 06, 2020

J lo Allan

A bodybuilder with an extraordinarily big butt

Look how much he's squatting, he's such a j lo Allan

by spockers April 04, 2011