BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

Jim Bean

A blind pinto bean that can walk.

Hey did you see that Jim Bean?

No cause I am him!

by Flabberdabber September 1, 2017

Cool beans

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.

The smarturl.it is really cool beans

by Pink shadow July 1, 2016

Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

jelly bean

another word for the lesbian sex fetish of licking mushrooms and rubbing the mushrooms on their clit the type of mushroom is usually the ones that grow on the inbetween of hairy sweaty man toes or armpits

hey dude that girl just jelly beaned her self while that other chick sat on her face

by lesbian,with,a,mushroom,fetish June 2, 2009

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016

Big Beans

Big beans, noun. Only used if you have a large balls sack.
Big Beaning, verb. The act of slapping your ball sack on a girls butthole.

Josh: You wanna hit that girl over there with the BIG BEANS?
Drew: I wish, but I only got pintos

by Qwzii March 13, 2016