jizz ice cubes

Jizzing into ice cube holders and freezing them with the intent of giving them to someone who is usually a douchebag

That bitch Jennifer didn't even notice when I slipped those jizz ice cubes into her cocktail.

by Wobinator November 3, 2013

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iced out ap

A watch brand named Ap and “iced out” means encrusted with diamonds almost everywhere on the watch costs from 1-1.5 million dollars AUD

Quavo- iced out ap ( ice) -takeoff

by Virgil Abloh January 29, 2018

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Ice Cream Blowie

When a woman/man with a mouth full of ice cream performs oral sex onto man.

"did she give you a ice cream blowie last night?"

by holly ming July 31, 2012

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ice cream machine

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

by the person who exists March 5, 2022

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When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

by Bract November 5, 2011

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