house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.

To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?

by Don & Mar December 6, 2016

it gets crazy in the house

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward

Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."

by hehe2116 April 28, 2020

texas hype house

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.

Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Round-House-Steamer

Round-House-Steamer is when you do a 360 spin loop for 5 minutes while letting out a steaming hot turd and land it on you're lovers head then you need to whack your lover with your penis till you see red markings on either the penis or whacking area.

Hey wanna have some kinky sex and maybe do a Round-House-Steamer

by Astaxeon September 7, 2021

Chode-House Grill

Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master

Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill

by chodejagger October 6, 2011

Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)

Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”

by WH262 February 27, 2018

Perry house-party

A house party known to nearly everyone living amongst the central coast of NSW, Australia. Known for its: consumption of large amounts of alcohol, spontaneous sexual-hookups amongst friends, nudie-runs that last till the sun comes up, and ranga related drama often involving the police.

"There's no party like a Perry house-party"

by rhysyboy93 April 14, 2010