French fry

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023

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French Louie

A French Louie is when you take in his cock all the way down your throat, and then skillfully use your tongue to lick his balls while deepthroating him.

Person A: "Dude, I went on a date with this super hot enby yesterday and they totally gave me a French Louie."
Person B: "No fucking way. My girlfriend never wants to do that."

by bobinbobke August 24, 2023

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French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt

Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?

by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023

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French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023

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French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

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French Dip

When you are pooping and desperately need a wet wipe but you dont have any and there's no sink nearby so you have to dip your toilet paper in the toilet water creating a makeshift wet wipe.

yeah I had to pull of a french dip in that taco bell bathroom.

by Wobbegong September 16, 2023

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