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sleeping free

The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.
Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.
by Jeremy171717 February 7, 2017
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Free Fap February

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
by RayAkuma December 31, 2019
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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Fag Free Ranga

A ginger who stops smoking and becomes an even bigger cunt.
by Aston Drake January 11, 2020
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Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.
"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"
by kekbab January 15, 2020
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3 free passes

Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it
My boyfriend has 3 free passes he gets to do whatever he wants to me
by Mexicanguy75 January 31, 2020
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