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Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.
she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends
by darkseid007 October 25, 2019
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fake

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat
damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.
by rgs May 20, 2020
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Fake Crip

A person who impersonates gang affiliations for either clout or sheer enjoyment. The “Lady Dlow” archetype is a perfect example
“This Fake Crip really think we scared of “WSDMGC73” cause they made a rap song LOL.”—Anyone with a brain
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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Fake Thot

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023
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fake ass side steppin nigga

A fake ass nigga that steps aside and/or around a problem.
" take a look at this fake ass side steppin nigga"
by TheUncutPimp December 8, 2022
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Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.
Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024
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