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fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.
"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."
by jarniwan October 29, 2023
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Fake friend

Someone who wont bring you chick fil a or mexican to school since you can’t drive
I have many fake friends because they make me starve by not bringing me food.
by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022
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Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
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Fake Superstar

A fake superstar is someone who has great stats on a bad team
Jalen is averaging 30 ppg but his team record is 3-16, he is a fake superstar.
by Fuckthatbitch03 March 11, 2021
mugGet the Fake Superstarmug.
But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.
But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.mug.

fake slime

Slang for fake friend apposed to a real slime which means real friend
WTF DUDE UR DATING MY EX YOUR SUCH A FAKE SLIME
by 🌽🌽 April 2, 2023
mugGet the fake slimemug.

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