facebook stable

Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.

a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "

and so on.

by annoyedgf2010 January 21, 2012

Facebook Celebrity

1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.

2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".

Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.

by Toilet Launcher January 22, 2012

Facebook Escapist

Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send

John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist

by Laxman33 May 31, 2012

Facebook Troller

When a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did.

Example of Facebook Troller includes but is not limited to:

Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")

Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")

by Spikes209 June 8, 2012

Facebook Check

noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.

"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."

"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."

" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."

by nscc08 December 26, 2011

Facebook Wars

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.

Facebook Wars:

Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!

Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!

by Laughing at Everyone January 12, 2012

facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 20, 2011