dump unds

When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.

My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.

by [redacted] September 1, 2015

Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

dump truck

Its a cleaner version than saying the phrase dumb fuck , which describes a persons actions and persona

Tom : hey did you see that guy last night

Greg: which one , you mean the guy who made an ass of himself .

Kids walk in the room

Tom : hey kids , ya what a dump truck .

by foolish reyes November 26, 2016

protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017

molly dump

a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.

"Hey babe, where'd you go?"

"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."

by ajcrites September 3, 2020

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

Slump a dump

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.

Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.

by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020