A sex position for professionals
Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. When a person picks their nose and puts their boogers in a chicks snatch
And then dips them out with their finger and eats them.
And then dips them out with their finger and eats them.
by Bhoforlife June 30, 2016
Get the Chips n Dipmug. Some super gay, whack-ass bullshit that occurs in Stewart County, Tennessee. There's a small restaurant named The DIp Dairy Freeze that exists off of the side of the highway running through Stewart county. Flipping the dip is simply driving around the building and returning to the highway without purchasing anything or going through the drive thru. "Why?" you may ask, and to put it simply: there is NOTHING to fucking do in Stewart co and this is considered fun.
Redneck fuckhead 1: Hey, Billy-john, what should we go do?
Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.
Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.
Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!
Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.
Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.
Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!
by cousinfuckersupreme February 26, 2017
Get the Flip the dipmug. A clothing brand usually worn by hypebeasts
A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping
A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping
by Kauan87 January 1, 2020
Get the Rip n dipmug. when a male has sex with his pants on , cums, puts his dick back in his trousers, zips em up and leaves quickly. avoiding the trouble of having to find his discarded clothes.
by Daydreamer69 April 18, 2017
Get the zip and dipmug. by ThatGuy)555 January 15, 2014
Get the adrian knee dipmug. Jean-Hey Andrew go get a Bean Dip on that girl over there!
Andrew- Ya I just Bean dipped tht girl hard.
Andrew- Ya I just Bean dipped tht girl hard.
by Garrrrrrrry WINTHORPE May 25, 2018
Get the bean dipmug.