by Volans o June 10, 2021
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"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."
"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."
"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."
by The Creative Dyslexic August 3, 2021
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A college in Leesburg Florida where most of the students that go here act like either middle schoolers or preschoolers. Lots of drama and crying goes on at Beacon. Very few faculty members will actually care if you’re being bullied, but most of the time the faculty and staff will do nothing about the drama and bullying. It’s pretty rare to find a staff or faculty member who actually cares about you as a person and not just academically at Beacon College. The Human Services/Psychology Department Chair actually cares about their students mental health unlike most people who work at this college!
Person 1: Don’t come to Beacon College if you want to make it out of college alive
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!
by sassydiva134 March 7, 2023
Get the beacon college mug.An uber-alcoholic drink mixed from the last dregs and drops of various bottles in the liquor cabinet, flavored with fruit juice, soda, and other flavorings added in an attempt to make it drinkable. The sole purpose of the drink is to get plowed.
Todd: Dude, taste this! It's an old family sangria recipe.
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!
by et_corde July 8, 2010
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Get the virginia wesleyan college mug.A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.
by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018
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students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
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