Christian

Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.

Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.

Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.

Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.

by BMY2008 January 6, 2019

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Christianity or Islam

Neither. False dichotomy. Boo.

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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Christian Roche

Commonly used as an insult, to describe someone as small or puny with a midget like build. Also used to describe wet dog food in some cases.

"Your acting like a Christian Roche". John has short man syndrome so we call him a Christian Roche. "My dog loves some Christian Roche for dinner".

by Chris DW July 30, 2022

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Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs

yo that guys a christian he fucked a dog

by lennisball March 3, 2023

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Christian

little shithead that cums a lot he always loses no nut November, and he is a ginger nigger who wants to have sex at 14. he smells bad and he’s adopted. she snorts fundip and always smokes weed and juul. he wants to have some weenie next to his 6ft long peenie. his weiner is dookie and just because his name is Christian doesn’t mean he’s actually a Christian. He never goes to church and he is a nigger faggot and he is the CEO of the Holocaust.

that little nigger Christian, such a faggot!
smells like shit. periodt pooh.

by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019

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