Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 20, 2025
by BIGGER BALLS THAN YOURS April 22, 2022
If you say "I'm burning my feet" it actually means "I like you wanna fuck" you can say this to a girl or a guy
by Blank0010 July 05, 2017
The abrasions received on a guys penis from the unwelcome friction created during a extended sexual encounter with a chick who has a not groomed her pubic area recently.
A problem that was more prevalent during the 1980's "untamed bush" era.
A problem that was more prevalent during the 1980's "untamed bush" era.
Hey bro. Did you end up dogging the chick I saw you with at the party the other night? Yeah man. We fucked like porn stars. I ended up with a case of Bone Burn that the medical journals would be proud to feature.
by Woody Stump December 05, 2016
by jffk,jtyh March 01, 2022
"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."
by TashokuKisune March 06, 2010
An imaginary instrument played by the person or persons being insulted.
The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'
The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'
by RstarMenergy February 21, 2009