bum fuck nowhere

A place out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization and miles from help if needed.

"What's Bluey up these days?"

"He got a new job at a mine out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. It's at least two days drive from Sydney."

by IzzleMann May 28, 2008

juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.

Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!

by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017

Bum ass bitch

A bitch who lives with her parents, collects welfare and is proud of it. She has multiple baby dads, is constantly causing drama and trying to fight women who are doing better than she is. No education, no life, no future. Just pure trash.

She is such a bum ass bitch, she will never get a job.

by Bossbih June 10, 2019

dry-bumming

See (Gaz

Jimmy, stick on some Prince - I feel like dry-bumming !

by Gaz December 3, 2003

anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.

Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery

by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006

bum rape fields

A area of fields in failsworth, manchester. just behind Lord Lane.

"hey, r u's cumin to bum rape fields to nyt!"

by !@$£% May 15, 2007

bum-2-yapper

Classic ass-to-mouth, baby

"Dude, if Jenna offers you a bite of her sandwich, just flat-out refuse... I hear she regularly goes bum-2-yapper"

by Dr Thwack March 14, 2020