by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011
Get the Hair Boner mug.Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**
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**Eco-Boner**
by Mazi A May 11, 2008
Get the eco-boner mug.a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.
by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010
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Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 5, 2009
Get the boner-fied mug.When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
Get the loner boner mug.A boner only achieved in a garage.
1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019
Get the Garage boner mug.Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.
Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick
Lucas: Omg wut happened
Max: he got a snapped boner
Lucas: Omg wut happened
Max: he got a snapped boner
by _Ponyo May 4, 2017
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