professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

by druzel October 5, 2009

Boner Donor

To donate mistakes

"When I was young, I used to make huge boners. Now I'm lucky if I make one once a year."
Boner Donor

by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021

snapped boner

Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.

Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick

Lucas: Omg wut happened

Max: he got a snapped boner

by _Ponyo May 4, 2017

Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.

"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!

by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011

boner happy

being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3

i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
OR
i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.

by heather_is_so_sex-y February 7, 2012

rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.

When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.

by scodder May 10, 2010