Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 28, 2021

Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”

by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."

"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"

by AnotherSassHat April 17, 2025

Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. Specially “Pumping Iron”

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”

by #CB November 22, 2018

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 20, 2023