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half bean 

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.
Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!
half bean by thesensone June 16, 2011

Slutty Bean Bag Chair 

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

Smol bean 

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.
Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.
Smol bean by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017

special bean 

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)
Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”
special bean by BoardCard December 16, 2018

unvax bans 

The banning of a person from things because they have not got the covid 19 vaccination.
What is going on with this world? Now countries are using unvax bans on people for not getting vaccinated. The people who are vaccinated are still getting and spreading covid to others. How dare they treat unvaccinated people like they are the cause of this pandemic. What about natural immunity?
unvax bans by jimmybomm January 18, 2022

Wrath Of Bean 

:the Wrath of Bean is a person who eats burritos, or another spicy mexiacan food group, then passes gas, sometimes feces on to unexpecting friends or guests, then laughs uncontrollably in the process. This person thinks they are cute and aloof, however, the recipients think otherwise.
An example of this would be when one is playing MTGO and in his Clan room, he expresses a rather loud post of his vile intentions