side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022

Side hassle

When the side hustle (small business on the side of your ‘proper’ job) becomes more of a hassle than it’s worth - both economically, emotionally and spiritually.

“How’s that small business of yours going?”
“Oh my side hustle?”
“Yeah”
“It’s becoming a bit of a side hassle to be honest mate”

by Sean Jameson August 13, 2022

Side how

Only known instance of this is Harry’s relationship with Kate.

Harry: “What’s good side how?”
Kate: “omfg yes my king anything you say.”

by Def not harry August 17, 2022

Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.

Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.

by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022

Doody Side

when you fuck up a picture

shit Lauren, you doody sided my picture

by Doody Side August 30, 2022