The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
Get the Free Muffmug. Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
Get the get away scotch-freemug. by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020
Get the national free and nini daymug. 
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
by rr12 May 1, 2023
Get the Free Range Chickenmug. by Aven_69 August 10, 2025
Get the Free talk Hourmug. passive-aggressive tone
A response for when someone says or asks something that could be very handily answered by OpenAI's ChatGPT; usually when the value or effort of a personal answer is outweighed by the convenience of one simply consulting ChatGPT.
Roughly equivalent to telling someone to "google it"
A response for when someone says or asks something that could be very handily answered by OpenAI's ChatGPT; usually when the value or effort of a personal answer is outweighed by the convenience of one simply consulting ChatGPT.
Roughly equivalent to telling someone to "google it"
by hudzell November 21, 2023
Get the chatgpt is freemug.