donkey shopping

Searching for dat ass

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.

by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016

Donkey and horse

Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not

Donkey and horse don't look alike

by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023

Night Donkey

A man of darker complexion who makes a complete fool of themselves.

Yo were you at the Atlanta mall the other day? It was full of night donkeys.

by Patto Hamm February 8, 2025

schnauze donkey

Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to

Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?

Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!

by inspector banana hammock May 11, 2018

Sugar Donkey

A women with equipped with a sweet ass.

Yo, check out take Sugar Donkey that just walked in...

by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022

donkey

A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.

Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.

by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.

Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.

by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018