Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 25, 2019

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 07, 2018

Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn January 19, 2016

jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker

that man is named Jizz waffle

by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023

waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble June 28, 2007

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023