Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with bad advice usually with a stupid slappy flappy vagina face

Elon Musk is a twat for shilling the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. Of course mining is bad for the environment. What about the environmental impact of datacenters? And then he had to promote Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now? Get it together man, you fucking twat

by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023

Twat trois

Fancy Term for a Lesbian Threesome.

Female 1: "So I finally had a lesbian threesome with my partner and the hot bartender, last night!"
Female 2: "Do you mean a Twat Trois?!"

by revrendjimmy May 14, 2020

Twat

A user who is permanently banned from tweeting.

The twat incited violence.

by trouvère January 10, 2021

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

Twat Studios

A very large company that makes videos about areas in melbourne

Wow that guy is filming a video for Twat Studios

by Twat_Studios August 8, 2021