sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.

1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !

by ADzski March 7, 2019

Samuel O. Williams

The father to large Nigerians, small African American men, and recovering addicts with dumb tattoos.

Man that Samuel O. Williams is hung like a moose!

by Ojo’sDad January 15, 2022

the mark o' shame

when you get a tatoo on your asshole and then have anal sex afterwards.

amy couldn't walk the day after she performed the mark o' shame.

by surlymcbastard April 5, 2009

O shizl gzngahr

Originated from "Scary Movie 3" (2003), the term is used to indicate dismay or grief.

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by Dankie97 July 20, 2021

Büq o' Ksadowce

The Korrui religious book containing the religious holidays, practices, mythology, descriptions of the afterlife, ceremonies, and the Vows of Korrui (most families also add a family tree on the first page.) On the front cover the words "Büq o' Ksadowce" are written in some form above the drawing of a drahna and a set of golden scaled (one side holding red fire, with the other side holding green,) with a golden lock and key printed on the spine.

The first copy of Büq o' Ksadowce was discovered in Canadian ruins in 1978.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

rant-o-gram

An email typically sent by colleagues to one another that should really have had the benefit of 10 minutes calming down time before the send button has been clicked; the sort of email you would usually write to your internet provider complaining about their service, rather than your colleagues. This email is typically sent by someone who needs to vent and very often are sent before the sender reads the remaining thread in which their "concerns" are addressed.

"Just sent a rant-o-gram to those monkeys in HR. Not being paid for 3 months is really starting to affect my level of nutrition"
"We've all just been paid yesterday. Didn't you check your emails this morning?"
"That recall message function never works, does it?"

by Steven Buck May 15, 2008

Skank-O-Meter

A way to gauge someone's skankiness.

On the Skank-O-Meter Scale how does he rank next to Bret Michaels?

by Benzz61 April 29, 2009