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the kevin

the kevin is a dangerous deity. he was the first victim of going 'goblin mode'. he has hurt many men, many women and less importantly, the elderly. watch out.
by balls itchy :( July 25, 2022
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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kevin and lorraine

I want a ‘Kevin and lorraine’ kind of relationship
by Jetfuel08 May 2, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is very good with relationship's, His smile, his face. Everything, is perfect about him! His best relationships are K + H and K + A. He treats girls like they are queens, when he's on calls and he smiles. TRUST ME, your heart will melt, I'm not just saying this because I've had good experience with a Kevin. Its because its true, Kevin doesn't like getting annoyed so please don't annoy him otherwise you'll see the bad side of him. Kevin is very shy, but once he gets to know you he's like a different guy. Kevins also have a big dick, And is the biggest simp, but that's what's good about him, because he's always so nice and sweet!
Girl 1 : "oh, Kevin got a girlfriend"
Girl 2 : "I know right, his girl must be very lucky"
by 0nlyF4cts March 19, 2021
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Kevin

A "Kevin" is something bad
bro can you sybau your kevin.
kevin.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.
Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”
by totallycracked December 28, 2022
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Kevin

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to king leo rivera mexico so cal & victorias secret angel model
by issacmruiz January 8, 2024
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