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Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023
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Side bop

Lauren lanigan is a side bop”
by Uatreesh April 14, 2025
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Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.
As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
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Side Dipped

1. A dance move; lay on your side then move your hips, your side is being dipped

2. A woman laying in the middle of two men or vice versa (as the middle spoon), each side of him or her is being dipped
Yo man, that girl at the club side dipped, so sick

Dude. We both passed out with Jenny last night... She got side dipped.
by BPash February 7, 2015
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Bitch-siding

When someone agrees with Todoroki Shoto.
"Stop bitch-siding!"
" ...what the hell is that?"
by mandr10 March 24, 2022
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