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“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
by BigChad111 November 20, 2021
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"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."
by Sister_Mercury February 4, 2020
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Person 1: Hey, are you Sam?
Sam:Yeah I am
Person 1: You did really good at your game tonight
Sam:Thanks, but I don’t think I did
Sam:Yeah I am
Person 1: You did really good at your game tonight
Sam:Thanks, but I don’t think I did
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Get the sam mug.A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
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