retardacon 

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

retardacon by Magusto May 20, 2008

flame retarded 

Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.

dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!

flame retarded by nopantsboy October 18, 2009

Shoo shoo retarded flu 

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

Shoo shoo retarded flu by Andi June 10, 2006

retarded 

To be tarded twice..

John who is tarded.. is now retarded

retarded by Rob March 15, 2004

Flame Retarded 

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

Flame Retarded by TangClock July 12, 2009

retardando 

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

retardando by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

retardis 

1. a tardis for retarded time lords.

doctor don called for his assistant, and the retardis, so they could leave.

retardis by stupid retarded time lord April 20, 2006